Thursday, August 23, 2012

Westinghouse Counter Top Chef Multi-Cooker $49.99 (58% off)

Special guest deal presented by our colleagues at "I'm sorry, Marcel, but your services in my kitchen are no longer required. I have engaged a Westinghouse Counter Top Chef Multi-Cooker. Please don't take it personally. The logic is simply irrefutable. This Counter Top Chef steams, bakes, braises, boils, and sautes. It quick-stews and slow-cooks. It can re-heat and keep food warm. And all so easily, on my schedule. I've enjoyed your work immensely, but how could I refuse an offer like that? I'm sure you'll find work elsewhere, but the Westinghouse Counter Top Chef has made you redundant around here. Unless you know massage. The Counter Top Chef can't do that. At least, I don't think it can. Just a moment while I check the manual…"

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